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MI16



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:18 am    Post subject:  Reply with quote

big bushes and sex, never the twain shall meet.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That'll be the dogging walkers buying the ladders!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:00 pm    Post subject: Roving reporting Reply with quote

Just returned from a 3 day investigative jaunt around Orkney Mainland and South Ronaldsay. Jeez those guys are clever, you can change islands without a boat!

Anyway I can confirm there is mostly nothing going on in most of Orkney.

In Kirkwall the Yes and No camps had stalls next to each other and couldn't even start a fight! I did try to get one going but was dragged hurriedly away by my carer! Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a pus filled boil in my arse....... should I pop it or wait for a Doctor to refer me to a specialist?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haud on folkies...there seems to be something happening tonight......there's a lot of activity in the wires...I'll have a looky on the interweb and see if I can find out....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just some kind of vote apparently, I'm just hearing that due to an accident at Berried ale (spellcheck) Braes, Caithness's boxes will be delayed by about an hour and a half.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:29 am    Post subject: Breaking News Reply with quote

Scotland votes "Don't be daft yer bam pots"

Alex Salmond doesn't resign! What's that about?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YESScotland.net the official site of the yes campaign, doesn't seem to have updated their news feed.

Do you think I should email them and let them know?  Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ducati wrote:
YESScotland.net the official site of the yes campaign, doesn't seem to have updated their news feed.

Do you think I should email them and let them know?  Shocked


Definitely, you must.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

susie wrote:
ducati wrote:
YESScotland.net the official site of the yes campaign, doesn't seem to have updated their news feed.

Do you think I should email them and let them know?  Shocked


Definitely, you must.


Blimey! That wasn't very nice. They were quite rude.  Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well what happened?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wha? Wha? Eckoowentwhere?

Sorry, finally succumbed  and had to have a kip.

In other news, it's taken all day but the medja has finally got the weegies fighting! Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MI16 wrote:
well what happened?


Oh..you know..thankyou for your email blah blah...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Breaking News Reply with quote

ducati wrote:
Scotland votes "Don't be daft yer bam pots"

Alex Salmond doesn't resign! What's that about?


Oh yes he does!

Its the stepping aside by the SNP and the calling of a general election that is highly conspicuous by its absence....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh god no! i don't want another bloody election yet!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eday a man complained a sofa in a charity shop was to expensive. he decided not buy it then went and complained to whoever would listen that it was to expensive and didn't have to buy it.
Others where seen commenting that they agreed he didn't have to buy it and that he didn't even have to go in the shop.
The sheriff and procurator fiscal decided that the man had been exposed to an indecently expensive sofa but as he didn't have to buy it no further action would be taken.  Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cait wrote:
oh god no! i don't want another bloody election yet!


Brings back fond memories of a Japanese girl I used to go out with
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omg

Over on e org

Someone's filled Lesley macs box and has just gone public with it  Safe
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RagnarRocks wrote:
Eday a man complained a sofa in a charity shop was to expensive. he decided not buy it then went and complained to whoever would listen that it was to expensive and didn't have to buy it.
Others where seen commenting that they agreed he didn't have to buy it and that he didn't even have to go in the shop.
The sheriff and procurator fiscal decided that the man had been exposed to an indecently expensive sofa but as he didn't have to buy it no further action would be taken.  Rolling Eyes


STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS

Today on e org a post by joxville shocked orgers!!!

The post reads;

The nights are fair drawin' in!

The post, entitled 'Time' drew a couple of equally boring comments from other orgers, all of whom seem to have forgotten that there was a referendum this week, or perhaps to frightened to post on the subject!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The County Journal

Latest news......

Human hen lays egg in the Co-op.

Manager, I Amcock (43years old, wearing grey Y-fronts), was not amused, he told our reporter, "It's no yolk this early in the day, I will have to get Michelle to clean it up". Later in the day we discovered that it was all white again.

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