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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:04 pm    Post subject: Johnaldson's Dairy  Reply with quote

A bunch of Weekers got in a fight, beat their wife/children/dog and drove while off their face on crack. And where hauld before the Sherrif, told they were very naughty and not to do it again or at least 'till next weekend.

A bunch of Scottish footba teams where rubbish.

Week lifeboat sank another vessel under tow and rescued some drunk fishermen.

Man finds spade in back garden after short search.

Tune in next week folkies!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cana wait

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ch__st! I have to wait a week (that's week I mean not wick)!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, I misinformed my readers, according to investigative journo' reports...it was a shovel...and it belonged to his nextdoor neighbour...and he hasn't found it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Typical journalist getting it wrong, tut tut, do you mean we can't believe anything in the paper?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wildly inaccurate reporting of mundane events? Are you insane??
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be if I actually believed what is in the papers...... Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

***************SPECIAL REFERENDUM REPORT******************


Just returned from a Grand tour of Scotland taking in much of the Highlands, Skye, Lochaber, and Sutherland.

I can report there is mostly nothing going on in most of Scotland.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rest my case!  Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For sale

Vauxford Cloe 2000WTF Allow wheels (bent) low profile tyres (Bald) Sports exhaust (blown) low mls (380,000) loads of extras (from Halfords).

£28.50 OVNO
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, this is a crap place to sell a car. I think I'll try e.org.  Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ducati wrote:
For sale

Vauxford Cloe 2000WTF Allow wheels (bent) low profile tyres (Bald) Sports exhaust (blown) low mls (380,000) loads of extras (from Halfords).

£28.50 OVNO


Does it come with full T & T & would you take £15 for it?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, this is a crap place to sell a car. I think I'll try e.org.  Laughing


Or is it  'this is the place to sell a crap car' !
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ducati wrote:
For sale

Vauxford Cloe 2000WTF Allow wheels (bent) low profile tyres (Bald) Sports exhaust (blown) low mls (380,000) loads of extras (from Halfords).

£28.50 OVNO


Does it come with full T & T & would you take £15 for it?


For £15 I'll deliver it!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a better one:

1962 Dodgemobile Firebomb 6000. Exc. fuel consumption (40 yards per gallon) Large trunk (ideal for shopping) door dings might be an issue as it is 8 feet wide and 29 feet long. Automatic so ideal for the ladies.  Laughing

Offers around £99,000
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to report non delivery of goods, & further selling of vehicles which might not be as advertised.

My £15 has burnt a hole in my pocket & its been spent. Thank you for time wasting & your new car for sale is a little "deer"  Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jax wrote:
I'd like to report non delivery of goods, & further selling of vehicles which might not be as advertised.

My £15 has burnt a hole in my pocket & its been spent. Thank you for time wasting & your new car for sale is a little "deer"  Laughing


I don't think it is too much "doe"  Shocked  Particularly as (if you drive it carefully) the tyres can last up to a week!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't think it is too much "doe"  Shocked  Particularly as (if you drive it carefully) the tyres can last up to a week!


Too much "doe" I like to get more value for my "buck"  Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You been talking to Mrs Brady about potential burgers?
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Indeed I have, burger press at the ready  Razz

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