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susie

Men.....o...pause

We've got the right change for YOU.

There seems to be problems with some wifeys struggling to 'cope' with the menopause. As a wifey who has been pre-, peri-, and post menopausal I offer any support that any daft tart needs.
Do feel free to ask about any aspects of this blight on womankind if you find that you have 'no one to talk to', this should keep me busy as 1 in 4 are reported to be having problems. I'm pretty sure that 1 in 4 is the gradient of a steepish hill, but I stray from my thread....come on, let's have all your 'change' problems out in the open.
Don't worry cheeky chaps, you're not forgotten. I don't want to fall foul of the sexy sexist laws so please.. if you need help.. you've come to the right place.
Mike

1 in 3 is steeper !!!

Now the important stuff is out of the way, any advice on the 'middle age spread' ?

I'm so confused, rather like 'Scary Mary' (of Phones 4 U fame) so forgive me if I posted in the wrong place..
susie

Mike wrote:
1 in 3 is steeper !!!

Now the important stuff is out of the way, any advice on the 'middle age spread' ?

I'm so confused, rather like 'Scary Mary' (of Phones 4 U fame) so forgive me if I posted in the wrong place..

There are so many types of MA Spread thag I can onlh reallh mention a couple unless you are more specific. First off if you are spreading medially then I suggest you try bending over backwards to please those loved ones you have near. Seconds- throw away all your out-of-date margarine as it is old and bad for you.
As an extra touch, remember the old song? Keep young and beautiful, it's your duty to be beautiful, keep young and beautiful, if you want to be loved.
Ask yourself, are you beautiful?
Hope so.
Mike

susie wrote:
Mike wrote:
1 in 3 is steeper !!!

Now the important stuff is out of the way, any advice on the 'middle age spread' ?

I'm so confused, rather like 'Scary Mary' (of Phones 4 U fame) so forgive me if I posted in the wrong place..

There are so many types of MA Spread thag I can onlh reallh mention a couple unless you are more specific. First off if you are spreading medially then I suggest you try bending over backwards to please those loved ones you have near. Seconds- throw away all your out-of-date margarine as it is old and bad for you.
As an extra touch, remember the old song? Keep young and beautiful, it's your duty to be beautiful, keep young and beautiful, if you want to be loved.
Ask yourself, are you beautiful?
Hope so.


It really isn't easy typing while bending over backwards !! But if that is your advice hey, who am I to argue!!

That's it, all the out-of-date margarine has gone but I do not appear any thinner as yet - Confused (as per)

Young and beautiful - you obviously have seen my picture at some point.

So to conclude... The answer to the question is YES.



Shocked
ducati

I noticed one of e.org's lamest posters is asking about an over 50s club.

Should we tell her?  Laughing
susie

Is the over 50 club to do with speed, how many times one has had sex, how many G 'n' T's at Christmas, or how many posts on the forum this month?

I beg of you, enlighten me, please do.

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