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rogermellie

Lidl Etiquette

really grinds my gears when i'm standing in the queue at Lidls when then open another till and some cunt comes floating down the aisle and sails straight into a fresh till !!

i don't often remind folks of their social obligations (especially if they look like they can batter me), but when it comes to disabled parking and lidl new till queue jumpers - i go all warp spasm and tell them tae get tae fuck !!! (or words to that effect)

(of course on better days if there's someone with only a few items i kindly let them go before my trolley load of cheap cider and nappies)
cait

cheap cider and nappies? i hope they're not all for the same person.  Shocked
rogermellie

nah, the ciders for me and the nappies are for my staffies
susie

I hate it when someone has a trolley full to busting and only themselves to unload and pack. The famous LIDL thinly spread staff thing really comes into its own then.
I read somewhere about the Jerry Lidls that started it all. When they pegged it and got buried not only did they use the same grave but they had LIDL cut-price shrubs planted on top.
mrsbradey

susie wrote:
I hate it when someone has a trolley full to busting and only themselves to unload and pack. The famous LIDL thinly spread staff thing really comes into its own then.
I read somewhere about the Jerry Lidls that started it all. When they pegged it and got buried not only did they use the same grave but they had LIDL cut-price shrubs planted on top.


I hope they had more success with their shrubs than we had with our currant bushes from Lidl, none out of four!!!

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