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susie

I'm baking THAT cake this morning....

I've already got many, many nuts in the mixing bowl, I may crumble up plenty of crackers as well. As it's to be a fruitcake, there are some big, fat juicy bits and some long-dried up specimens, some pieces that are tart and unpleasant.
I need ideas in the egg, flour and marg (mrs journalist?) department and we'll have a good go at the icing later.
ducati

I'm not much of a baker but I think to reflect the yes campaign you would need to mix in a bag of ear plugs.  Shocked
RagnarRocks

Yes I'm sure it will have some fruit and nut pieces for sure is it a Caithness Cracker Cake ?
susie

Flipping 'eck,  I'm rolling about now.

I'm going with the ear plugs as I may have access to some used ones from the Dounreay dump, not only will they add to the fat requirements of this cake but also will bring a much needed glow to us all when we've had our cake and .....

I may decide to rename it in honour of RR's suggestion bht I will hang fire for now.


The 2o'clock super essential plastic cop car brutally murdered two bunnies and a hedgehog on our road last night, is road kill allowed in the cake or are you all, like me, frigging vegetarians?

Oh golly gum drops! A vegetarian livestock farmer. I blame it on the BSE, BVD, F&M, Johnes and Orf that I've picked up over the years. Don't worry I'm wearing marigolds.
Haggis Muncher

Aren't you forgetting a few of the more volatile ingredients   Shocked
As for frigging vegetarians, last time i did that she slapped me.
RagnarRocks

Haggis Muncher wrote:
Aren't you forgetting a few of the more volatile ingredients   Shocked
As for frigging vegetarians, last time i did that she slapped me.


Nibbling her ladyships lettuce can be hazardous  Embarassed
susie

Haggis Muncher wrote:
Aren't you forgetting a few of the more volatile ingredients   Shocked
As for frigging vegetarians, last time i did that she slapped me.


Did she have her marigolds on?

As to the volatile ingredients, rotten eggs spring to mind. If I put them in still in their shells there should be a nice surprise for whoever cuts the cake first. So who could that be.....?

Other volatile ingredients? Is hot air volatile? A smattering of explosive comments?  A corner off that kilo of uranium that went missing all those years ago? ( well, how DO you think I can afford to live as a tiny, small farmer)
RagnarRocks

Are you implying that you're a mad midget farmer ?
susie

I'm not sure, I will have a look and tell you later.Moooo
Haggis Muncher

sounds like you've been eating 25 year old beef there Susie  Very Happy
MI16

she wishes
Haggis Muncher

what you should do is bake the cake in two halves. One half with a load of bullshit in it and the other half with a truth drug. I'll leave it up to the notorgers to decide which party gets which half  Cool
susie

Haggis Muncher wrote:
what you should do is bake the cake in two halves. One half with a load of bullshit in it and the other half with a truth drug. I'll leave it up to the notorgers to decide which party gets which half  Cool


Howsabout 2 halves with a fluffy bit between, decorated with a sugar-coated fence, for the 'don't knows'?
mrsbradey

RagnarRocks wrote:
Are you implying that you're a mad midget farmer ?


I didn't think there would be much call for home grown midgets (mad or otherwise), since they abolished dwarf tossing in the 1500's!!!

I'm sure there would be much more demand for lamb and beef, perhaps you should start raising these instead of mad midgets, just trying to help!!!?
RagnarRocks

Dwarves are not the same as midgets or fairies for that matter each is an individual group unless you get the occasional dwarf fairy midget  Mad
mrsbradey

RagnarRocks wrote:
Dwarves are not the same as midgets or fairies for that matter each is an individual group unless you get the occasional dwarf fairy midget  Mad

What are elves then?

We had their welfare officers around at my work the other day, they were very posh with pin stripes and brief cases, they said they were the 'Elvin safety executive'!!!! Laughing
Haggis Muncher

Elves are dwarven fairy midget with pointy ears. Female elves are blowjobs with handlebars! A leprechaun told me that and it's true!  Laughing
mrsbradey

Haggis Muncher wrote:
Elves are dwarven fairy midget with pointy ears. Female elves are blowjobs with handlebars! A leprechaun told me that and it's true!  Laughing


Well the muck of the Irish upon ye!!

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