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Funeral Tunes

I'll have two; I'll be drivin' ma Chevy to the levy like a Bat outa hell.

No flowers please, donate to an animal charity of your choice.

What about you?
mrsbradey

Re: Funeral Tunes

ducati wrote:
I'll have two; I'll be drivin' ma Chevy to the levy like a Bat outa hell.

No flowers please, donate to an animal charity of your choice.

What about you?


Well recently I heard of someone had chosen 'Bat outa Hell' for their funeral but the church refused to have it played!! Also anything by Black Sabbath is banned too!!

Still thinking about my tune.!!
RagnarRocks

Oh boy you two got hit with the jolly stick it seems
ducati

Re: Funeral Tunes

mrsbradey wrote:
ducati wrote:
I'll have two; I'll be drivin' ma Chevy to the levy like a Bat outa hell.

No flowers please, donate to an animal charity of your choice.

What about you?


Well recently I heard of someone had chosen 'Bat outa Hell' for their funeral but the church refused to have it played!! Also anything by Black Sabbath is banned too!!

Still thinking about my tune.!!


It's been a long time since I was allowed anywhere near a church.
mrsbradey

RagnarRocks wrote:
Oh boy you two got hit with the jolly stick it seems


I think ducati has more than enough pussies at his house!!!

People should stop leaving jolly sticks lying around for us to pick up, as you now we can't be trusted with shit like that!!
ducati

mrsbradey wrote:
RagnarRocks wrote:
Oh boy you two got hit with the jolly stick it seems


I think ducati has more than enough pussies at his house!!!



Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
cait

Re: Funeral Tunes

mrsbradey wrote:
Well recently I heard of someone had chosen 'Bat outa Hell' for their funeral but the church refused to have it played!! Also anything by Black Sabbath is banned too!!

no electric funeral then?

i will therefore end with god save the queen.
mrsbradey

I would opt for the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

I would expect the pawl bearers to carry my coffin in to it.

They would slip on the carefully placed banana skin, my body would slide out of the end panel into the congregation and would be crowd surfed to the open window overlooking the canal, just as a barge piloted by a drunken sailor passed by close to the bank. my body would then  be pursued along the towpath by the pawl bearers and crosseyed policemen waving oversized truncheons, this would continue to the grave yard where if lucky the barge may ram into the bank at around 4.5knots, launching my rigid body into a prepared grave!!!
ducati

I'll be skiddin' in sideways, body completely fucked, screaming Holy Shit! What a ride.
cait

ducati wrote:
I'll be skiddin' in sideways, body completely fucked, screaming Holy Shit! What a ride.

what's your theme tune?
orkneycadian

Re: Funeral Tunes

ducati wrote:
I'll have two; I'll be drivin' ma Chevy to the levy like a Bat outa hell.


Glad to hear you'll be driving a proper V8, after all that talk about being a pussy and having a Mustang!
Veekay

Can I pick too as well please?
Santana - Soul Sacrifice and Cream - Toad.
PinkFloyd

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon (Eclipse) for starters

Wish you were here (for pudding)
Veekay

I have been chatting to a six year old friend who has been giving me spelling lessons. I now know how to spell 'two'!
mrsbradey

Veekay wrote:
I have been chatting to a six year old friend who has been giving me spelling lessons. I now know how to spell 'two'!
it was not necessarily spelled wrong, but actually spelt write just wrongly plaiced!   Very Happy
PinkFloyd

mrsbradey wrote:
Veekay wrote:
I have been chatting to a six year old friend who has been giving me spelling lessons. I now know how to spell 'two'!
it was not necessarily spelled wrong, but actually spelt write just wrongly plaiced!   Very Happy


As in the fish? The Plaice was placed on the table and the guests enjoyed their plaice and all remarked that the place they were eating their plaice in was a very nice place to eat in?

BTW.... apologies for my post in the other thread....... I am actually quite normal and a first date would be in a neutral Place, maybe plaice and chips for tea?
PinkFloyd

Plaice don't ban me!
PinkFloyd

Veekay wrote:
Can I pick too as well please?
Santana - Soul Sacrifice and Cream - Toad.


Soul Sacrifice rocks!!!

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