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Found red porsche

Hi All, I found a 1986 PorscheTM 911 SC Targa in TESCO car park last week.

I watched it for over 20 minutes and no body claimed it so I assumed it was lost.

Being a good samaritan, I gained entry and (after some effort) started it and drove it home.

If it is yours PM me and I will return it.

I haven't advertised this anywhere else  or told the police. I feel I have done enough to trace the owner.
MI16

Aah you found my porker, cheers
I cannot thank you enough.
I tried the org and someone on there suggested that I try here, thanks very muchly.
ducati

I've looked in the boot, if you tell me what's there I'll believe it is yours.
mrsbradey

I thik you will find its mine, as I always keep a spare engine in the boot!! Laughing
susie

Mine, mine, mine!

Don't be so mean you lot, you know fine that this sweet car belongs to me. I only went for a wee in Tesco (bash, bash) and was longer than I thought as I had to fight my way through all the bacteria and viruses lingering on the door handle.

If you look in the boot of MY super duper S(for susie)C Targer, you will find a 10 foot length of 1/2 inch cotton rope, 2 large stainless steel cup hooks and a bicycle pump. When you bring my car round, dearest Ducatikins, I will tell you what the 'boot' items are for .

Give it a polish up before you set off, thanks.
MI16

Ah ha you fools, Ducati has laid a trick question, the boot of this vehicle is in the front, and in this one you will fing a hooker rolled up in an old carpet, ready for taking to the recycling center.
susie

All I can say is it must be a VW Beetle then. Wink
mrsbradey

How many porches did you find (old joke I know) ducati?


PS I was going to go with the 'Hooker in the carpet' then went with 'Spare engine' instead Laughing
Haggis Muncher

brrr, who the feck stole my porch? i opened the front door this morning only to find some b'std had nicked my red painted porch and obviously smashed one of the windows and damaged the lighting doing so are there is broken glass and tangled wires all over my doorstep now! I'll nip next door to the nice foreign chap Mr Tesco and ask if he heard or saw any right shady characters in the neighbourhood. the bloody wind is howling in through the letterbox now!
mrsbradey

Haggis Muncher wrote:
brrr, who the feck stole my porch? i opened the front door this morning only to find some b'std had nicked my red painted porch and obviously smashed one of the windows and damaged the lighting doing so are there is broken glass and tangled wires all over my doorstep now! I'll nip next door to the nice foreign chap Mr Tesco and ask if he heard or saw any right shady characters in the neighbourhood. the bloody wind is howling in through the letterbox now!


You should have parked it better! I'm sick of three bed semis being abandoned allover Tesco's carpark! Rolling Eyes
mrsbradey

I think e org has turned into 'caithness lost and found'.org!!

Red Bags

Memory Cards

Cycle Helmet (blue ~ with name in)

Have the Police Stations fully closed now or what? (they might have)

What next? Rolling Eyes
RagnarRocks

Condom found in car park outside poundstrecher
Contents intact but fresh crabs don't last long
cait

Re: Found red porsche

ducati wrote:
Hi All, I found a 1986 PorscheTM 911 SC Targa in TESCO car park last week.

I watched it for over 20 minutes and no body claimed it so I assumed it was lost.

Being a good samaritan, I gained entry and (after some effort) started it and drove it home.

If it is yours PM me and I will return it.

I haven't advertised this anywhere else  or told the police. I feel I have done enough to trace the owner.

have you traced the owner yet?

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