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ducati

China

Just been given a Chinese chain saw. Does nothing fucking work in China?
mrsbradey

They don't buy homemade shite in China!!!!!
ducati

Yep, when they can't make a strimmer, why would you buy a car? Or a nuclear power station?😞
orkneycadian

Confuscious say - Dont be such a cheapskate and go and buy a working one, rather than inheriting someones broken down cast off.
mrsbradey

But, they're so cheap! It must be a bargain, even if it don't work!!! :-)
ducati

It was free😃 the previous owner was fed up of messing with it. My turn now.
ducati

I also have a giant heavy arsed Sthil so.....oh oh nothing sharper than a banana for that man!
orkneycadian

What about taking that titchy little Mustang engine and putting it in the non functional chinese chainsaw?

After all a proper sized V8 can drive a blender....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlMLqdvHzI&ab_channel=TopGear
ducati

Oh will that make a martini?
orkneycadian

Probably, but V8 man style.  Replace the vodka with Absinthe, and the vermouth with diesel (petrol should be reserved for the engine).  Finally substitute the maraschino cherry with a Carolina Reaper chilli.

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