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fred



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:21 pm    Post subject: Robbery at Wick fish shop.  Reply with quote

Salmon battered the door down.

http://www.johnogroat-journal.co....Wick-fishmonger-raid-22102014.htm
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the descriptions of the (alleged) perpetrators, I imagine Police Scotland will have them bang to rights in short order.

If not I'm sure they can just fit up a couple of members of their list of local buglers.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ducati wrote:
From the descriptions of the (alleged) perpetrators, I imagine Police Scotland will have them bang to rights in short order.

If not I'm sure they can just fit up a couple of members of their list of local buglers.


Quite rare I think to see folks dressed in grey hoodies and grey track suit bottoms around  Wick!! The fact that one is tall and the other one slightly shorter, should make them easier to spot!!

Who writes this shit? Do you think they ever read it?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the perfect crime!

If they don't stand next to each other they will never be found. And everyone in Wick smells of fish so that won't be any help.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I've just burnt my trakki bottoms and grey hoodie!

And as a security against Ebola, i washed my hands, so they don't smell of fish anymore!
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Haggis Muncher



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ducati wrote:
If not I'm sure they can just fit up a couple of members of their list of local buglers.


Shouldn't be too hard to find a bugler in Wick, you'll hear them practising reveille in the morning no doubt.

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