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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:11 am    Post subject: China  Reply with quote

Just been given a Chinese chain saw. Does nothing fucking work in China?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don't buy homemade shite in China!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, when they can't make a strimmer, why would you buy a car? Or a nuclear power station?😞
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confuscious say - Dont be such a cheapskate and go and buy a working one, rather than inheriting someones broken down cast off.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But, they're so cheap! It must be a bargain, even if it don't work!!! :-)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was free😃 the previous owner was fed up of messing with it. My turn now.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also have a giant heavy arsed Sthil so.....oh oh nothing sharper than a banana for that man!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about taking that titchy little Mustang engine and putting it in the non functional chinese chainsaw?

After all a proper sized V8 can drive a blender....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlMLqdvHzI&ab_channel=TopGear
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh will that make a martini?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably, but V8 man style.  Replace the vodka with Absinthe, and the vermouth with diesel (petrol should be reserved for the engine).  Finally substitute the maraschino cherry with a Carolina Reaper chilli.

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